Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children : Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books’ – THE TIMES’A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person’ -JOE LYCETT’Daniel’s writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I’m bringing my children up’ – JOSH WIDDICOMBE’Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!’ -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy – that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges – whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday! But what is ‘duty free’? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift – whether you’re wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque. ***Contains adult language