Daphne & the Marmalade Cow

I bet you want to know about Daphne, don’t you? Who is she? What is she like? Why is she called Daphne? Well, I can’t tell you anything about her yet. Not even the smallest thing. I can’t tell you, for example, that her hair is the most yellowy yellow you can imagine.
I can’t tell you that she has a way of looking at the world that makes the world notice. I can’t even tell you about all her amazing abilities…