Wankernomics : A Deep-Dive Into Workplace Bullsh*ttery – THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER – 9781399828482

** THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER **** A paradigm-shifting guide to getting ahead at work – at pace, moving forward **READERS LOVE WANKERNOMICS: ‘Laugh out loud funny.’ ????? Reader review ‘I’ll be buying more copies for friends and family at Christmas.’ ????? Reader review ‘A paradigm-shifting tour de force… Synergise your bookshelf. Buy it.’ ????? Reader review ‘Have they been spying on my workplace?’ ????? Reader review THE HILARIOUS, MUST-HAVE HANDBOOK FOR ANYONE WHO HAS HAD TO ENDURE THE BULLSH*T OF THE MODERN WORKING WORLD. Are you a total failure at work? Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase “moving forward” in every email? Have you never used the word “synergies” in a LinkedIn post? You need W*nkernomics. Picture the scene. You’re sitting in a meeting at work. Your colleagues are deep in serious discussion. Terry says he wants an end-to-end, digital-first solution by COB Friday. Fiona says she’ll have to take that offline and circle back later. And then quite suddenly, you catch yourself thinking, ‘hang on… what the f*ck are they talking about?’ Like, seriously, what do those words even mean?W*nkernomics is for anyone who has ever been told to reach out, touch base, drill down, or optimise their ducks on the same songsheet. Learn how to:* Navigate endless meetings* Master passive aggressive emails* Outmanoeuvre your colleagues with nothing more than an obnoxious LinkedIn profile, a pack of Post-it Notes and the phrase ‘circle back’. W*nkernomics will help you navigate workplace hell like a boss.