To Be A Cat

From the bestselling author of A Boy Called Christmas, The Girl Who Saved Christmas, Father Christmas and Me and The Truth Pixie. *’A clawed masterpiece’ – Guardian*Barney Willow’s life couldn’t get any worse. He’s weedy, with sticky-out ears.
Horrible Gavin Needle loves tormenting him. And evil headteacher Miss Whipmire seems determined to make Barney’s existence a complete misery! Worst of all, Dad has been missing for almost a year – and there’s no sign of him ever coming home. Barney just wants to escape.
To find another life. To be a cat, for example. A quiet, lazy cat.
Things would be so much easier – wouldn’t they?A darkly funny and adventurous tale from multi-award-winning author Matt Haig.